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Offline Marishka

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funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« on: September 10, 2012, 11:47:14 AM »
For all the Johnny lovers out there…You gotta love him!

 

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

 

Teacher: No, listen carefully.   

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven

 

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Six.

 

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven!!!

 

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

 

A very angry Johnny: Because, I've already got a f-----in' cat!!!

 

hahahahaha, i thought it was a cracker of a joke, :)
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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 11:56:22 AM »
Awesome MTY. love it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 07:55:03 AM »
Like it. ;D  How 'bout this one?

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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 09:23:44 PM »
had to laugh when i came across this one.....
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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 11:42:36 AM »
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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 04:00:12 PM »
it is 20 minutes since i clicked that link, an i am still shakin my head laughing.... good one dano..
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 09:03:03 PM »
AND Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death

HE'S PRETTY GOOD!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 09:58:15 AM »
you can kiss a nun once, ...you can kiss a nun twice,................................................................but, dont get into the habit!!..  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 04:57:31 PM »
this says it all......
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 05:02:46 PM »
That's great! Any chance of getting a higher resolution pic?
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