whats the stupidest thing youve ever done?

[Marishka]

whats the stupidest thing youve ever done? 

well last night before i went to bed i got a cooked chook outa the freezer to eat today,
at 6am this morning i got up n put it in the fridge as it was thawed out.
after welding for a few hrs i went n took the chicken outa the fridge n ripped a few large chunks of breast off n scoffed it down like a cave man.
then went n turned the computer on, put my glasses on to see the screen clearly. (
then went to get some more chicken to give to the cats.
looked in the chicken bag and there was roughly 50 little black ants per inch square of chicken, 
im not exactly sure but i recon i must have eaten about 500 of the little black baasrtards.

its been a while now so im not dead, so i recon i should live,
but i think i may have found a cure for stupidness???

stupid thing 1/ =leaving chook on sink to thaw when i knew ants climb on everything i put there.
stupid thing 2/ =not wearing glasses when digging into chook.



so come on buga,s let us know whats the stupidest thing u think you have ever done?
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ive got a few more up my sleve.lol 1 about same topic a cooked chook  and blowfly,s, rofl. glad i never ate any of it.
my mate i was living with at the time wished he was wearing his glasses at the time he was cooking an omlet, 

cheers marty

[rizzo]

Hi there i got married rizzo out

[Marishka]

  lol, hahahaha, good one rizzo, im glad to say i havnt made that booboo yet. 

[obsession]

 
wrote on a key tag ---- don't forget what this key is for ------ and I forgot!!
 

[John Abbott]

Geez...How much time have you got.....The last dopey bastard award i won was when i had to replace a burnt out fuel pump in the wifes commodore. Because the fuel lines are pressurized  you have to de-pressurise the system by taking out the fuel pump relay and start it up and when it dies then the system can be worked on.  SO...I did that and proceeded to drop the fuel tank, disconnect fuel lines, and change filters, ect and put the whole lot back. But do you think i remembered to put that f>###@g relay back??? NOOO.
( Ding Ding we have a winner)  2 flattened batteries later ,2 more days pulling the tank out again to check all the pump wiring,
Because i was working at the tank end of the car with the bonnet down it didnt occur to me until i got the workshop manual out to read, and the first sentence was..."Take out the relay to de-pressurise the fuel system" oh you dumb bastard!!!! Opened the bonnet and there it was sitting where i left it right on the manifold...so i wouldnt forget...Yeah right!!!!

[matty]

Trying to show off on a motorcycle by standing on the seat with arms out, I believe it's called a Jesus Christ.
It went all good until I lost balance and hit that parked car. I spent three days in hospital and 4 months off work.

I still ride bikes but I sit down now and I've now banned myself from watching stunt videos.

[ben]

tried to cut slits in my teeshirt with the angle grinder while still wearing teeshirt? most of you know didnt end well.

[Warren]

Taking HER back after she ran away 

[Merlin]

Hey Warren you should have remembered that poem; if you love something ,set it free ,if it comes back ,its yours ,if it doesn't........HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT . one of my stupidest moments (ive got lots)was when i knocked back a mint GTHO for $4500 because it was a ........wait for it........... ford !!!! anyway in hind sight the ex would've ended up with it    Cheers Merlin

[pickmeup]

Letting family and friends talk me into selling 2 diffrent bedford vans..........