Due to the the econamy we lost the farm and had to move to the big smoke looking for work, found a job and a one bedroom flat for me and the two kids. We were getting there, we had a roof, food and a heater for those cold nights. I started to drink a lot, and you would always find me in the park across the road after dinner drinking. One night, I was sitting there drinking, when a bloke comes up to me. He's got his pants down around his ankles and his old feller is dripping, he says "mate ya gotta help me, I've got this sheila back there in the bushes and I can't keep up, shes worn me out". I'm up and over there, pants down and I'm in, I was going at it for ages, when a torch shown on us and a copper says " whats going on here?". I looked at her and then up at him an answered "I live across the road in a one bedroom flat with my wife and two kids, and every time I try to roll on my wife, one of the kids ask Dad what are you doing, and Isay nothing and roll off." The copper say, "I'm sorry mate, I didn't know she was your wife". I answered back "I'ver did I until you put the shined the torch on us"..
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