Lucas jokes
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented the darkness.
But they still claim the "sudden, unexpected darkness"
What is Joe Lucas also known as? The Prince of Darkness.
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
The other three switch settings - Smoke, Smolder and Burn.
The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou...
How did Joe Lucas die? He used one of his own pacemakers.
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's
Law. They withdrew their efforts when they meet too much resistance.
Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line
and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?
A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
QA called and told the Engineering they had trouble with his design shorting
out so he made the wires longer.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
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