Coutryfied beddie

[eddy]

the big move to the country is less than 90 days away ....anyone wanna buy a slightly used good second hand house in North Ringwood? comes with a couple of motors and beddie parts in the garage  ..... got me thinking about how to country proof the beddie on the country roads ..... bull bar? spot lights? aerials? was up at Shepparton on the weekend and noticed how many flying dinasours are splatted on the front of the vehicles .... fair dinkum some were as big as black hawk helicopters ... so do I put a flyscreen panel on the front of the van so the radiator doesn't clog up? doent like the look of the bull bar but I'm tipping I'm going to be doing alot of highway and back road kays ..... how do you kill the roo before it makes contact with the bonnett? or more concerningly how do you kill the roo and throw it to the side before it hits the front of the van? roo bars are so .... 80s   

[mezzmo]

Whats the score Ed? have you transferred up there? will you be one of the Nagambie boys in blue???

[eddy]

Hey Mezz, nuh going back on the chippie tools or what ever I can find ...... looking for work when we get up there 

[Marishka]

hey eddy, get those whisling things they put on country cars n 4x4,s,
 ive got them on my van.
ive seen roo,s (big grasshoppers) jump off the roads 2 get away from them.
they imit a high freq whistle.

[Jason 253 CF]

Hey eddy dunno if you need removalist to move ya but if you need a removalist give us a call my dad owns and runs a removal company and work for the vompany and it's called  hyclass removals and we do local country and interstate so give dad a call on 0418332719 to find out some prices and stuff.

[eddy]

hey Marty good tip, thats  what I'm after, hey Jas I got three very very good looking extremely fit young boys ..... bet you thought I was gonna say they are going to help me move but .... depends whats on the telly before they get off the couch ... bets I'll be moving the couch myself with one of them still attached to it,  thanks for the heads up hows your dad go lifting couches with boyd attached? 

[Jason 253 CF]

LOL what we do is ask nicely to get up and if that dosen't work we just tip the couch forward and get them of lol

[Warren]

Eddy on the night driving in the bush.

Dont know if the wistle things work, but they are worth a try.

Run two sets of driving lights, one with needle beams straight down the road, and another with a wide spread pointing out to the sides by 10 to 15 degrees.

The needle beam is for driving and the spreads are for spotting those pesky hoping rats on the side of the road.

When you see one on the side of the road drop to low beam, as they are drawn to the bright light.

When you look like collecting one that is on the road, brake hard at first (to reduce your speed)  but when your close stop breaking and let the nose of the van come back up, that way their more likely to go under the van instead of into and up over the bonnet.

Warren   

[eddy]

hey good tip Wazz, I reckon someones had a bit of roo battering in their time 

[rossie]

Hey Eddy, I have the whistles on me van ,bike and the dirty old ute. They do work, as I live in roo country.(take them off iff you want to have a claim)