THE BUGA ALMANAC OF C&E BLINDNESS

[SkippyThBushKangeroo]

ok groovers ill set the ball arollin with a not to painfull tale of "how could i not see that comin".used to hav an XP ute that started weeping out the brake master boot end & woz dribblin into the footwell.so stuck a towel into the resevior to soak up the fluid which woz bout 25 years old,a orrible cloudy greeny,brown,greyish colour wiv zillions of teeny weeny aluminium flakes milling around in it where the barrell had worn. disconected brake lines & pulled it off the booster ect ect,woz turnin it round in me hands casually inspecting it an feelin pleased it had come off easily with no hassles or injury when,for some unknown reason which to this day still escapes me why i did ???but i lifted the master to eye height an peered into the line outlet connector hole in the side an then,unthinkingly of course ::)pushed the pedal plunger end in!well i certainly saw it comin then,full blast into my wide open right eye  went a cylinderfull of the aforementioned coloured fluid.alloy flecks n all ???well.the scream that echoed forth from this most foreseeable of action.woz,i am assured,by neighbour livin half a kay away,clearly heard.i remember(now wiv a grin)as i charged up the garden tryin to open my eye i saw throo a hazy distorted blurry opaque view,both my dogs who had been quietly snoozing away spring into mid air, legs goin ten to th dozen,an both land at the same time,n bolt in opposite directions like the devil woz after em:Dtook hours to wash out,could not see for hours. never did that again,an niether should u!     

[hotrod]

seemed like a good idea at the time but one of the most painful things i ever did (and has lasting effects) was getting married
Thank god the trouble and strife doesn't like beddies or go on BUGU otherwise .............. ooooohhhh
it's not worth thinking about

[SkippyThBushKangeroo]

chortle chortle ooow i,d rate that one up there with childbirth    did u get married before your 30th??

[Bas NZ]

If I wasen't married, I would have both time and money to finish my Beddie off.

[Merlin]

ya know bein married isnt the problem ive been married for 13 years and i have had a lot of cars (over 600 at last count) and i am buyin an sellin so much my missus doesnt even ask any more  so its just a matter of the right trainin       Cheers Neil

[THEBED]

Or the right Woman.

Janet

[mezzmo]

i agree! 19 years yesterday and still going strong -

Mezz

[Warren]

Or the right Woman.

Janet

Definitely Janet

But they are rarer than rocking horse Pooh 

Warren

[rossie]

after a good thirty years, she under stands why one of the bikes has a solo seat. (so l can get away by myself when she breaths fire)

[grandad]

all good bikes are only fitted with a solo seat