snakes in the sewer

[Dano]

holy crap that a fkn funny ........ now to change me grundies.....good onya Ed! thanka duck I'm on the utha side of the country... and we get super westerlys winds...still pissing meself. .. i gotta go ... good luck!

[hunterbynature]

man you aussie guys are tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HEY EDDIE no wonder your pipes are blocked mate check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CXIr9_6vE

[hunterbynature]

man i dont believe it, this post is jinxed, just posted this video and the missus yells out from the loo,, the toilets broke stevo, i go in and have a look and the inside of the systen has fallen to bits,  go figure 

[eddy]

hey bro, where can I buy some of that new arse wipe? maybe that will put the boyz off using the dunny at home, probably not though coz they use a whole roll every day between two of them (the two boys not the two cheeks), I think they are precious about getting their hands near the walnut, poor darlings  man ya shoula seen the blockage it was like a 20 metre long cigar packed solid in the sewer drain, had a look at getting my 'A' into 'G' when I got home from work today but can't get motivated to continue digging .... oh well its only a matter of time before shit city comes a knockin on the back door again 

Speaking of kiwi stories regarding faeces, we hired a camper van a coupla years ago to tour the South Island, at the end of the 2 week trip called into Christchurch motor camp to dump the toilet cassette, I found that the waste hose from the cassette makes a formidable weapon when whipped around in the air,  seems lots of campers were not so happy with my antics of chasing my mate around the dump point flicking shite off the pipe at him, there were some casualties due to friendly fire as they walked by ...... woops 

[hunterbynature]

your a classic eddy

[Warren]

your a classic eddy

No hes not, he's a very naughty BOY Shit

Warren

[Dano]

that's it I'm off again.....

[Marishka]

so u caught that brown snake yet eddy?

i found a small brown snake skin in the back yard few weeks ago so their out n about.

lol

[eddy]

hey marty bro, nuh the saga continues ... had the hire place call in the other day looking for their snakey, wifey told them it was still stuck in the sewer if they wanted to get ot out .... looks like this is gunna be a drama when they start presurring me to return their snakey. started digging on saturday but quickly lost interest when I hit clay. all the while .........  (wierd background music starts playing in the background) ....... theres trouble brewing in the sewer .... snakey is lying still, silently but intently baking big brown compact cigar ...... everyday when toilet flush more cigar ....... then one day soon ....... cigar appear from sewer ...... new monster created by boyz who afraid to go near walnut ...... new monster much bigger and stronger than last monster cigar ... this cigar monster king of all sewer cigars .... this monster created like transformer ..... reinforced with steel sewer snakey ready to take over the world !!!!!! hwah hwah hwah (evil laugh) ........     

[Marishka]

ROFLMAO, Holly shit,
uy better divert the pipe eddy.
otherwise somethings gotta give. lol.