ahh the good ol days!

[pickmeup]

The Good Wife's Guide
From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.
I like it!

I am divorced cant understand why!

[John Abbott]

Yeah...That sound about pretty right to me Brian. Mind you the my misses isn't reading this anyway Ha Ha

[mezzmo]

Wifes guide..... WIFES F$%^&en GUIDE....all these years she told me it was the husbands guide.....shit

[silverado]

And then some silly bugger went and gave them the right to vote, that was the lead to all PC enactments that have been thrust upon the reasonable men of society and led all good and reasonable women from there duty ....  

[able]

before the feminist movement they were only able to tax half the population as the other half stayed at home..... think about it.

other interesting information...
http://newfeministmediaresearch.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html

[eddy]

you poor hard done by menfolk  I'm the boss in my home when shes not there and I bloody let her know it, right after I've done the dishes. I wear the pants in this house I tell her ! right after i've finished taking them from the line and ironed them. No bloody fear I say, very quietly to myself when shes out of hearing. Yep a mans house is his castle I tell her! right after Ive done the lawns and taken the rubbish out, yes siree no frigging womens funny business when Im not there. too right I say ... womens rights   don't take any nonsense from my missus suree she lets me know just who the boss .... eerrrr I have to go to bed now cause I have to make it before she gets into it  ....... coming dearest .... sorry chaps I gotta go

[obsession]

lol just sent this to my x wife! lol

[Merlin]

AAAAHHH stop bitchin guys!!!!  I happen to be all for womens lib and equal opportunity an all that shit...... Im a fair an reasonable guy to my missus ya know if the car breaks down an its pissin rain i'll let her get out and push !!! 

[John Abbott]

Yeah Yeah course i luv ya!

[silverado]

The single most feared question know to MAN kind

"Does my ass look big in this"

Ya damned if ya do and ya damned if ya dont, answer this question, there is NO right answer.