BIG HAIRY SPIDER STORIES just for Craig

[BlackBedford]

Could be worse Craig..... :-\It could be a BIG HAIRY SPIDER   (Craig hates spiders everyone) lol

Everybody has a Spider story, so how about it?

Heres one to start:

I was sitting on the lounge with the lights out, watching TV and eating grapes out of a bowl. I picked up a grape and it felt a bit furry but I didn't worry about it. As I went to put it in my mouth, the silouhette of big hairy legs poped out in front of my face.
Yes I quickly threw it away and yes I squelled like a girlie.

So Craig don't eat grapes in the dark.

[pickmeup]

I feel a Saddle Back story comming on

[Brett]

There was a bunch of red back spiders living in my bedford when I bought it. I sprayed it every morning for a week.

[obsession]

MMMMMMM.........

 

[BlackBedford]

G'day

I once drove around in a 1963 Datsun Bluebird trayback ute. It was very small with a bench seat. It was fairly stock except of a late model Nissan motor and gearbox. I had a large shiny black pet spider living in a tight white funnel shaped web in the corner of the dash.
One day I had to deliver my large sister-in-law, and her large friend, to a nearby suburb. The 3 of us in the cab was an extremely tight fit.
I was driving on a 3 lane road when my sister-in-law saw the funnel shaped web. I did not know just how scared of spiders she was, but I was about to find out.
"W-What's that?" she said very nervously pointing.
"Oh that's my pet spider's house. He keeps the flies at bay"
"There's no spider in it"
"Well he is probably running around the cab doing his job."
She is madly looking around the cab trying to find my pet spider when I decide to have some fun by running a finger up the back of her leg.
Bad move!
18 stone of fat exploded.
She was sitting in  the middle and tried to get out both the drivers door and passengers door. I totally lost control of the ute and took up all 3 lanes trying to stop. Other cars dodged me and it was a scene out of a movie with cars going in every direction.
I finally stopped and she pushed her friend out onto the road and jumped out.
People got out their cars and came runing over to the ute to find out what was wrong.
Picture this:
There is an hysterical women jumping up and down uncontrolably, there is another women standing there looking very perplexed with no idea as to what just happened and the driver is curled over leaning against the tray laughing so hard that he is crying and can not stand up.
We composed ourselves and she climbed onto the back of the ute and we resumed our trip. She has NEVER got back into any of my vehicles.

So Craig don't ride in one of my vehicles.

[Warren]

Haha Chris - better than a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on your van

Warren

[Merlin]

I had a lemonade spider with two scoops of icecream and the bugger gave me a brain freeze 

[obsession]

when I was a p plater....long ago in a galaxy far...er hang on 


I used to play basketball 6 nights a week ...yes its true...    but AFTER a rather physical game one night at about 10.45ish in winter I was driving my poor old beddy home in the pouring rain After only having it for a week I didn't have an interior light and the wipers were those usual well worn ones

A flekkkking great huge wolf spider ran across my windscreen ....welll ship dosnt run faster than me  I mounted the curb up onto the pavement got stuck in the seat belt    finally fell out of the drivers door ...and stood there for ten min ..........

I then decided that  (in the rain) that was it...I walked the 15ks home!

came back the next day and never found the bloody thing .... so now every time I buy a beddie it gets spider bombed!!


however its nuthin till we seen 1 we named saddle back!!!   

from another beddie of course 

[Rozz and Lucy]

I found a spider just yesterday in my Bedford it was a yellowish grey and I couldnt get in where it was to whack it so I sprayed it with primer spray ha did the trick..... nomore spider..

[hotrod]

Way back when I was building we found a 75 mm long weta (nz) and at about the same time we had the glaziers  putting in some specially made glass, so being smart arses we decided to put it on thier sunvisor, after 15 mins we thought better of it and went to remove it only to find it had crawled into the sunglasses slot in the sunvisor so we left it be.
about three weeks later the glaziers came back and we were busting to find out what had happened, so we asked if they had had a problem with a weta. they replied "did you hear about that" playing dumb we said yeah, some  what happened!
well apparently 3 days earlier the apprentice who was shit scared of wetas was driving, and flipped the sunvisor down only to have said  weta land in his lap.  Apparently he got out of the truck there and then, was a good job they wern't going to fast and that there was someone in the passenger seat to steer the truck and stop it!

Laughed so hard we nearly shat ourselves, glad it didn't happen to me!