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Offline rossie

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Re: joke (i thought it was funny)
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2012, 03:00:34 PM »
How do you piss your Miss off while having sex?????
                      PHONE HER
make it reliable, or smash it with a big hammer

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Re: joke (i thought it was funny)
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2012, 08:48:08 PM »
whats an Australia kiss ?????? ??? ???

same as a french kiss ... just down under  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: joke (i thought it was funny)
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2012, 08:49:13 PM »
hahahaha, :D

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Re: joke (i thought it was funny)
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2012, 02:10:01 PM »
lets hope these don't sound familiar to anyone ;)

A Redneck passed away and left his entire Estate to his beloved widow .....
But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.


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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ........
"Go ahead."


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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records


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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, It would have been a teeth brush)


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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.


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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . ..... . Up in flames
And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'


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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' . ....
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
If you like it do it, If you like it a lot do it a lot!

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Re: joke (i thought it was funny)
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2012, 06:42:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
love it lol

 

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