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Offline Bas / NZ

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Van Joke
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:16:53 AM »
Seen this on the Web  / Guess there is some truth to this joke...

 

The Missing Wife

A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife.

Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Oh, 5 something. . .

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a van ?

Husband: Yes.

Sergeant: What kind of van was it?

Husband: 1975 Dodge van, with the Street van Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 440 V8 engine generating 460 HP. 4- speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a
very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant: Don't worry, Sir. We’ll find your van.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2015, 06:18:45 AM by Bas / NZ »
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Re: Van Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2015, 06:23:28 AM »
bit like this one
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There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me"

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Re: Van Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2015, 11:24:20 AM »
LOL!
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No matter what the question is, the answer is always more horsepower!

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Re: Van Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2015, 12:55:38 PM »
LOL, looks like you are "screwed" no matter what answer you give!!!!!
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