snakes in the sewer

[eddy]

he he he yeah thought about diverting it to the neighbours fence line, I reckon its his gum tree roots thats got into the sewer drain, then again maybe not coz I got told by the previous house owner that the sewer mains runs on our easement but is 7 -8 foot under ground level so I gotta find our drop down point into the mains, whooooo its a dark secret about the sewer snake, its like knowing there is a cigar making monster lurking under ground thats getting stronger and more powerful by the day, and the day of reckoning is when it tansforms into a monster and forces its way up the toilet splashing water all over your arse as your sitting doing the business, then takes a massive bite out of your walnut with razor sharp steel teeth covered in cigar muck, then chases you as you run screaming to the ensuite looking for toilet paper coz ya just shit yourself  OMG (scream) what if it really happens !!!!!!