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General Category => The Sump => Topic started by: Bas / NZ on February 03, 2015, 06:16:53 AM
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Seen this on the Web / Guess there is some truth to this joke...
The Missing Wife
A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife.
Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Oh, 5 something. . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a van ?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of van was it?
Husband: 1975 Dodge van, with the Street van Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 440 V8 engine generating 460 HP. 4- speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a
very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant: Don't worry, Sir. We’ll find your van.
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bit like this one
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LOL!
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LOL, looks like you are "screwed" no matter what answer you give!!!!!