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General Category => The Sump => Topic started by: Marishka on September 10, 2012, 11:47:14 AM

Title: funny joke i heard today, lol, :)
Post by: Marishka on September 10, 2012, 11:47:14 AM: For all the Johnny lovers out there…You gotta love him!

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because, I've already got a f-----in' cat!!!

hahahahaha, i thought it was a cracker of a joke, :)
marty

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Post by: Bedfordcrazy on September 10, 2012, 11:56:22 AM: Awesome MTY. love it. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

george
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Post by: Hobbit on September 11, 2012, 07:55:03 AM: Like it. ;D How 'bout this one?
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Post by: SkippyThBushKangeroo on September 13, 2012, 09:23:44 PM: had to laugh when i came across this one.....
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Post by: Dano on September 14, 2012, 11:42:36 AM: this leads me too Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw#)
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Post by: SkippyThBushKangeroo on September 14, 2012, 04:00:12 PM: it is 20 minutes since i clicked that link, an i am still shakin my head laughing.... good one dano..
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Post by: Dano on September 14, 2012, 09:03:03 PM: AND Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg#)

HE'S PRETTY GOOD!!!
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Post by: SkippyThBushKangeroo on September 21, 2012, 09:58:15 AM: you can kiss a nun once, ...you can kiss a nun twice,................................................................but, dont get into the habit!!.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: wendyh on September 26, 2012, 04:57:31 PM: this says it all......
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Post by: Rogue Trooper on September 26, 2012, 05:02:46 PM: That's great! Any chance of getting a higher resolution pic?
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Post by: wendyh on September 26, 2012, 05:05:59 PM: this is the link were i found it ...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=357677607598999&set=a.194990387201056.47161.100000702887272&type=1&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=357677607598999&set=a.194990387201056.47161.100000702887272&type=1&theater)
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Post by: Rogue Trooper on September 26, 2012, 05:08:44 PM: Thanks. That's a wee bit better.
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Post by: hotrod on September 26, 2012, 05:26:35 PM: Had a bit of a misunderstanding this arvo, when the chick at the supermarket said strip down facing me. Apparently she was talking about my card
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Post by: Marishka on September 26, 2012, 05:35:45 PM: hahaha.
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Post by: wendyh on September 26, 2012, 05:47:44 PM: ;D
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Post by: Hobbit on September 27, 2012, 08:26:23 AM: Hahaha! Hi Wendy, Those pics are very amusing. ;D ;D
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Post by: Dano on September 28, 2012, 01:45:12 PM: Quote from: hotrod on September 26, 2012, 05:26:35 PM
Had a bit of a misunderstanding this arvo, when the chick at the supermarket said strip down facing me. Apparently she was talking about my card
lol
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Post by: tiwaz_nz on September 28, 2012, 07:31:34 PM: wonder what they would do if you started taking your clothes off ;D ;D ;D